Hysterisk

Jeg lovet Dodofruen lenken til denne. Og siden jeg lo. Og lo. Og lo. Og lo. Så unner jeg dere andre den også. Zmirak er, for ordens skyld, erkekonservativ katolikk. Denne, av samme mann, om hvor slem han var før han ble en god troende, er muligens enda morsommere. Sitat:

A stuffy, insufferable pipe-smoking Hegelian invited me out to lunch—and I wondered why, since our mutual dislike was fairly open. I soon discovered he wanted someone on whom to try out his favorite anti-Catholic zingers. He recited one in particular with such relish that I could tell he’d been waiting for years to use it: “What I don’t understand about you Catholics is how you can worship a God who tells you ‘EAT ME.’” I smiled, and offered the mild answer which turneth aside wrath: “What I don’t get is how you Jews can worship a God who forbids lobster to the only folks who can afford it.” Turning purple, he actually stamped his little Rumpelstiltskin foot and shrieked: “That’s anti-Semitic!”